The incel anthem NSFW

Lyrics:

I’ll never understand why women deliberately choose to be with

Fuckbois and assholes instead of a nice guy like me

I open doors for the bitches, they don’t even blow me kisses

I guess the only person who will suck my dick is me

I am a nice guy

So why won’t you let me fuck you?

I am a nice guy

Say I’m not and I’ll fucking kill you

I am a nice guy

So why won’t you let me fuck you?

I am a nice guy

Say I’m not and I’ll rip you in two

My mom says I should get a job

But she knows I’m fucking busy playing Xbox

Showering is a fucking waste

Don’t you know I got video games to play?

I’m not like other guys

They’re all after only one thing

I’m not a typical douche-bag

So why don’t you play with my dingaling?

I am a nice guy

So why won’t you let me fuck you?

I am a nice guy

Say I’m not and I’ll fucking kill you

I am a nice guy

So why won’t you let me fuck you?

I am a nice guy

Say I’m not and I’ll rip you in two

My balls are huge

They’re constantly a shade of blue

It’s almost like none of these bitches or hoes have a motherfucking clue of

All of the stress and the pain that they’re forcing my balls and my dick and my

Asshole to go through

I am so fucking tired of explaining how I am a nice guy

All of you chads and you normies could never

Begin to understand the grievances of our penises

This is the incel anthem

Involuntarily celibate but I’m celebrating

I don’t even know your name, I’m already masturbating

I hope you like bodybuilders, my right arm will be amazing

I know you don’t know me but

This relationship is worth saving

You and your boyfriend should breakup

Doesn’t he feel threatened by me?

When will you ever fucking wake up

and realize that you should fuck me

My dad says I smell like a skunk

But I just don’t give a fuck

How many times do I have to tell you that I don’t need a job

You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not fucking god

You put me in the friend-zone

All I want is in your end-zone

You’re so beautiful I want to make you mine

But if you don’t reply I’ll end your fucking life

I am a nice guy

So why won’t you let me fuck you?

I am a nice guy

Say I’m not and I’ll fucking kill you

I am a nice guy

So why won’t you let me fuck you?

I am a nice guy

Say I’m not and I’ll rip you in two