gooner bait

270 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world

14 Comments

xkbx@startrek.website · 26 pts · 42d (6 replies)

who’s more fool, the poster who posts gooner bait, or the gooner that goons to it?

restingOface@quokk.au · 47 pts · 42d

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 42d (3 replies)

Am I supposed to goon to this?

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 42d (2 replies)

By the laws of gooning, if you ask the question the answer is yes.

xkbx@startrek.website · 12 pts · 42d

Do not ask for which goon the goon goons for, it goons for thee

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 42d

not too excited then, I tried it once not sure how they don't have to stop and pee

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 41d

Gooner

EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app · 15 pts · 42d

I'm so tired of this, and also people online that think that being aroused ever should be punishable by public shaming

toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 13 pts · 42d (4 replies)

I'm not conventionally attractive so I have to step my game up for my gooner bait. The competition is fierce.

xkbx@startrek.website · 6 pts · 42d (1 reply)

I mean all you really need is two butt cheeks and a tight pair of shorts. The comments will come

Wicked@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 41d

What if you have three butt cheeks?

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d

You don't have to do anything. There's someone out there who wants to goon to you. It might not be who you expect and you might not like why they want to goon to you but I promise you they're out there.

zo0@programming.dev · 3 pts · 41d

There are no laws that prohibit gooning to the unconventionally attractive (≖⩊≖)

blarghly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d

Everyone in this comic is telling the truth. After all, is not the purpose of art a collaboration between the artist and the viewer?