Yeah seriously ,why ?

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Can't trust anyone today....

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14 Comments

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 20 pts · 2y

Jesus H Christ did you scrub in??

RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Why did god give the ability to the surgeon to remove it safely.

snooggums@kbin.social · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Seems like pointless busy work to give someone a tumor just to give someone the ability to remove it.

God is a hack writer.

FaceDeer@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y

Maybe part of a scheme to transfer money from the families of the people with the tumors to the medical insurance companies. Check to see if He's a shareholder.

Rediphile@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

Quite often he doesn't.

Chriszz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Jesus needs a hair transplant

WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Anyone would start balding after being crucified.

FaceDeer@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Plus he's over two thousand years old, give him a break. He looks great for his age.

celeste@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

Of course he looks great for his age, he's Italian and gay.

Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

They couldn't get the real Jesus so they got Nicolas Cage instead

p000l@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 2y

Someone give him a wheel and tell him to sit quietly in a corner.

Grass@geddit.social · 8 pts · 2y

Fuck off Jesus

moog@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

jesus looks like he runs a junkyard

amnesiac@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I realized did not laugh for long time ((: