You're at the big grill out and food is going fast. You get a chance to grab one of these mains. Which do you go for first?

The grilled chicken and pork chop are almost guaranteed to be overcooked and dry. Easy pass.

Burger might be underdone and a great way to get e coli.

Bratwurst is most likely to be the best thing given average cooking skills, and hot dogs are just the sad version of bratwurst.