Would you rather

Wrangled would be more hogtied. That's more mangled.

What about the Toyota Water Cruiser?

Or the Honda Bucolic:

(it's surprisingly hard to find an antonym for "civic")

Dodge Rammed

Edit: those are different brands? Idk much about American cars

I had a ford fuckus for a while.

I'm really Mini Cooped up in my compact car.

Let me check the yard, someone said there's a Subaru out back

I've got a Mercedes Walker

Kia Sold