c/lemmyshitpost · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 38d

They're not even trying to hide it

471 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world

21 Comments

eclipse7@feddit.nu · 31 pts · 38d

edinbruh@feddit.it · 20 pts · 38d (3 replies)

Secret
Government
Espionage
Laundromat

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Secret Government
Espionage Laundromat
Refrigerator

wait fuck i suck at these poems

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 36d

Exterior Government Aviator

I fly a Raytheon, Psychic Debaser

Biology, means nothing to me

Wire up the birds and schizos will flee

Tinfoil hats, do not wash well

With a good enough joke, they will sell

Feathers, will fly

Beamed through the sky

Bird brain, magnets

Deniable dragnet

... approximately to tune and cadence of:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0OEbuDP5Yys

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d

I knew it.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 38d

... spread the word?

Ok.

Well...

... don't you know, about the bird?

Well, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!

Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa OOM MAH MOW MOW

Pa Pa OOM MAH MOW MOW

WELL DONT YOU KNOW, ABOUT THE BIRD

WELL EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD

Suuuuuuurrrrrrfiiinnnn Biiiiiiirrrrrrrddddd

-dies-

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 37d

droneS of
---------Government
------arE
----reaL

darkmogool@feddit.org · 8 pts · 37d

Ok, I spread the word:

s g e l

darvocet@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 38d

They have played us for absolute fools.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 38d

Gaydar

Jo4ted@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 37d (2 replies)

Who is this "The Word" person and why are they closely related to this "Miss Information" person I keep spreading?

TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 7 pts · 37d

I've found that anytime someone keeps getting spread, it's always your mom

MissInformed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 36d

I try to keep a low profile.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 37d

AI data centers are bird factories

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 37d (1 reply)

or seagull, which is a type of sea bird.

Nurgus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d

There's no such thing as a seagull. Lots of types of gull but no sea gull.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 37d

#BirdsArentReal

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 37d (1 reply)

!birdsarentreal@lemmy.world

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d

Crossposted

LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d

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Someone8765210932@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d (1 reply)

I hate this "joke" so much ... you know that in a few years people will believe this shit, right?

bearoftheisle@europe.pub · 1 pts · 35d

In a few years?