Amazingly the Stormtrooper was able to journey all the way to Mt. Doom without succumbing to the rings influence. At the critical moment when he threw the ring into the fiery pit he realised that everything he has done up to this point was for nothing because he missed the fiery pit.
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oats@piefed.zip · 13 pts · 62d
That's saurons cock ring, though
Arrandee@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 62d
It changes size depending on who’s wearing it
forzanature@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 62d
He combed the desert
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 62d
We ain't found shit
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 8 pts · 62d
Ok, keep looking though, there's coffee in that nebula and the captain needs her cup.
wjrii@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 62d
Look, sir, NAZGUL!
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 62d
I don't remember this opening to Bad Batch.
WereCat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 62d
Amazingly the Stormtrooper was able to journey all the way to Mt. Doom without succumbing to the rings influence. At the critical moment when he threw the ring into the fiery pit he realised that everything he has done up to this point was for nothing because he missed the fiery pit.