He's really gonna be a evil ghoul up until the day he dies without spending any time enjoying his wealth worry free. He was in it for the love of the game
I'm sure there's a "prediction marketplace" (a.k.a. betting parlor) running a lively scheme on when the actual announcement will come - stacked by those with insider knowledge who will bet an hour before it happens, of course.
This is my favorite conspiracy theory of 2026 so far. I wouldn't be surprised if it took them 3 weeks to come up with a passable AI to do those phone calls his colleagues have claimed to have.
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applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 58 pts · 28d
it makes me sad we'll most likely have to have a belated party rather than on the actual day
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 28d
Actual day was last month by the sounds of it.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website · 5 pts · 27d
We can always celebrate the anniversary at ye old public bathroom
megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 28d
Won’t be announced dead until ballot registration deadline passes in Kentucky, that’s my bet.
Zagorath@quokk.au · 2 pts · 26d
What happens in that case?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 28d
He's really gonna be a evil ghoul up until the day he dies without spending any time enjoying his wealth worry free. He was in it for the love of the game
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 28d
I'm sure there's a "prediction marketplace" (a.k.a. betting parlor) running a lively scheme on when the actual announcement will come - stacked by those with insider knowledge who will bet an hour before it happens, of course.
rayyy@piefed.social · 12 pts · 28d
If he wasn't dead they would have produced at least a video clip, some audio and/or pictures. Liars testimonies aren't worth squat.
RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 12 pts · 28d
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 27d
Slein4273@feddit.org · 5 pts · 27d
Who ist that?
waggz@programming.dev · 2 pts · 27d
This is my favorite conspiracy theory of 2026 so far. I wouldn't be surprised if it took them 3 weeks to come up with a passable AI to do those phone calls his colleagues have claimed to have.