He looks like the little weasel that lives in my uncle's foreskin. That things been dead for years but the taxidermist filled it with dehydrated cum flakes to keep with the theme of penis weasel. One day when he dies I'll scoop the little guy out of there and empty out those cum flakes and smoke them on public transit.
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OldSageRick@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 26d
He was born before the end of ww2, and now he looks like USA, old, tired and so near to behind to rot and bloat
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 26d
He looks like the little weasel that lives in my uncle's foreskin. That things been dead for years but the taxidermist filled it with dehydrated cum flakes to keep with the theme of penis weasel. One day when he dies I'll scoop the little guy out of there and empty out those cum flakes and smoke them on public transit.
Tenthrow@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 26d
Remember, even if he is a vegetable, someone can casts votes for him as long as no one know for certain he's brain dead.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 26d