5 year old me was not ready for this responsibility while I was sitting there watching Saturday morning cartoons.
Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires
5 year old me was not ready for this responsibility while I was sitting there watching Saturday morning cartoons.
22 Comments
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 46d
Well you haven’t been doing a very good job now have you? Can’t even count how many forest fires I’ve seen and said to myself, goddamn CrawlerNumber1994 failed us again.
CrawlerNumber1994@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 45d
You're right, all those California fires over the last 3 decades are all on me. Sorry guys. I'll try harder going forward.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 45d
You forget all the ones that happen all over the world and in the past century alone. You're really falling asleep on the job.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 46d
Its like how every little thing or ritual Philadelphia Eagle fans do butterfly-effects the Phillies abillity to win the Superbowl final
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 45d
Goddammit, OP!
Triumph@fedia.io · 17 pts · 46d
Many years ago, I got a fortune cookie that said:
So... Sorry everyone.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 46d
reading that, seeing my balls are the future...
the children are the future, true, true.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 44d
Wait, I think you might have misinterpreted it. Now maybe I'm wrong but we might be able to save the future. I'll just need your hands and a sharp knife.
areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 12 pts · 46d
Try being a kid in Kansas. "But... I've never even SEEN a forest!"
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 46d
Yea, because you didn't prevent the biggest forest fire the world ever saw that burned down the lush Kansas Rainforest
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 46d
More of a canopy without the groveEdit: Grove without the Canopy
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 45d
He meant you specifically too
Batman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 45d
yeah dude, fuck you OP
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 46d
You were our only hope. So many have died in your absence.
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 6 pts · 46d
It's at that moment I knew I was the protag
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 46d
there has been so many forest fires. you have failed to stop them,
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 5 pts · 46d
No.
Now take this shovel and get out there!
Good luck, we're all counting on you.
jambudz@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 45d
It’s the damn baby gender reveals!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 45d
your parents are responsible for your anxiety
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 45d
You were the chosen one!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d
it wasn't a public announcement, it was specifically for you, you didn't take it seriously, many people lost everything because of you.
Jarix@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 45d
Recently found out that Sam Elliot was the voice of Smokey at one point