My dog wolfed (pun intended) down half a 6" sub. We took her to the vet because onions, and they came up front cackling because she hurked up an entire tomato slice. No chewing. Just vacuum.
Candy bar wrapper from the counter top after the owner forgot to put it in the garbage. Forbidden chocolate flavour with very little danger of poisoning.
Which is not to say the dog knows this. It would have had the candy bar too given half a chance.
Funny story. My 10mo puppy finds EVERYTHING somehow. I don't even know where the shit comes from most of the time. I lost the cap to my diet Pepsi bottle and I was like "damn I wanted to put it back in the fridge for later" my wife said don't worry Dex will fins it. Sure as hell 5 minutes later he's walking around with it. No idea where he even got it.
Was on a walk with my dog one time and I noticed that they were having trouble with something in their mouth. It seemed to be stuck to the roof of their mouth and they weren't able to get it free. So I had to stick my hand in there (on a walk so nothing to cover my hand) and pluck it out having no idea what it could be. Turned out to be a bagel. My dog has been addicted to carbs ever since and I'll give her a few bites of pizza crust now and then.
24 Comments
red_tomato@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 50d
Probably cat poop
scutiger@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 50d
Is it a dream vacation for two to Tahiti?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 50d
Half eaten used Tampon is a statistical favorite.
MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 49d
My sister's dog honked up a whole one, to everyone's horror.
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 50d
A tongue. Loophole!
plateee@piefed.social · 11 pts · 49d
My dog wolfed (pun intended) down half a 6" sub. We took her to the vet because onions, and they came up front cackling because she hurked up an entire tomato slice. No chewing. Just vacuum.
Dog tax!
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 49d
Look at that good girl
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 49d
One of my dogs ate an entire steak a while ago, wrapper and all. He passed it through no problem but I know the feeling.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 50d
A brand new ... Winnebago!
MrShankles@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 49d
...just off the top of my head from my own experience, you just never know
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 49d
crazy how different these lists can be. mine is more like:
rabbit poop
their own poop from an hour ago
my flowers (leaves or buds) that I've been working very hard to grow
window blinds
a dead bird of unknown origin
string lights
nothing, just smacking their lips
a bug
a fly
a piece of dog hair fluff, unclear if it's just attached and they can't get it off or if they mean to chew on it
MrShankles@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 49d
Lol, the "just smacking their lips" always killed me. Like they were just fucking with me for funsies
BillyClark@piefed.social · 7 pts · 50d
My guess is antimatter.
palordrolap@fedia.io · 7 pts · 50d
Candy bar wrapper from the counter top after the owner forgot to put it in the garbage. Forbidden chocolate flavour with very little danger of poisoning.
Which is not to say the dog knows this. It would have had the candy bar too given half a chance.
Tiral@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 49d
Funny story. My 10mo puppy finds EVERYTHING somehow. I don't even know where the shit comes from most of the time. I lost the cap to my diet Pepsi bottle and I was like "damn I wanted to put it back in the fridge for later" my wife said don't worry Dex will fins it. Sure as hell 5 minutes later he's walking around with it. No idea where he even got it.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 49d
Manfredolin@feddit.org · 5 pts · 49d
Quite the gamechanger setup
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 50d
Car keys!
Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 49d
I've got a great dog. I say, "Whatchou got?" and she immediately drops whatever it is.
My younger dog is getting there.
The trick is training them by usually giving the thing back or giving them a rewarding treat in its place, and always praising.
Cute comic, though.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 48d
I do this with my sub when I get off work. she never fails to amaze me how long she can keep the plug in her throat.
owning pets is a special reward in itself.
eyesaremosaics@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 49d
A full poo bag
albbi@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 50d
Was on a walk with my dog one time and I noticed that they were having trouble with something in their mouth. It seemed to be stuck to the roof of their mouth and they weren't able to get it free. So I had to stick my hand in there (on a walk so nothing to cover my hand) and pluck it out having no idea what it could be. Turned out to be a bagel. My dog has been addicted to carbs ever since and I'll give her a few bites of pizza crust now and then.
redwattlebird@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 49d
A USB
AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 50d
Finally they bought the panel show to America!