How much confidence does it take to walk into the ocean? The stakes seem pretty low to me. Now, if that had been a furnace like that other Bible story then we'd be cooking, literally and metaphorically.
What confidence? He didn't even see it through. God would have parted the sea for him if he had held his ground. He just didn't have enough faith, that's all.
He was weak of faith... Should have stood his ground with true faith, only then would it have parted but the devil prayed on his lack of conviction and made him run /s
32 Comments
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 61 pts · 38d
He shouldn't give up. Probably took mozes a few tries. History books often skip over those kind of details.
philanthropicoctopus@thelemmy.club · 20 pts · 38d
I'm cracking up at the idea of Moses's community watching him like "see that, he's at it again. Its been 3 weeks now"
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 38d
Different people need this man's confidence.
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 38d
Confident stupid are actually very dangerous
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 38d
That's exactly my point, actually.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 38d
cazssiew@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d
Does he remind anyone else of the bad guy in The Mask?
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 37d
i still hâve nightmare with him in it
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 38d
Eh... maybe if it was split between multiple people. I don't think anyone needs this much confidence.
krashmo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 38d
How much confidence does it take to walk into the ocean? The stakes seem pretty low to me. Now, if that had been a furnace like that other Bible story then we'd be cooking, literally and metaphorically.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 38d
Me about to pet the shit out of some lions
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 37d
What confidence? He didn't even see it through. God would have parted the sea for him if he had held his ground. He just didn't have enough faith, that's all.
(/s)
deft@lemmy.wtf · 44 pts · 38d
Almost had it
NoFearFrontier@feddit.org · 32 pts · 38d
Faith issue
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 38d
Need to get this guy on the case
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 38d
I see no Beyblade, that's the reason he failed.
brackled@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 38d
He was weak of faith... Should have stood his ground with true faith, only then would it have parted but the devil prayed on his lack of conviction and made him run /s
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 38d
Who would the devil pray to?
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 38d
Neptune said no
klugerama@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 38d
Clearly didn't have enough faith. He should keep trying.
Avicenna@programming.dev · 12 pts · 38d
Instead of parting it he should have tried to convert it
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 37d
yololololo?
Avicenna@programming.dev · 2 pts · 37d
the one and only
huquad@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 37d
You have been weighed, you have been measured...
AstralPath@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 38d
Imagine the rip just pulled him out to sea, never to be seen again? Yikes.
flightyhobler@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 37d
A for effort
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 37d
If only he had cut off his foreskin! God really hates those.
Hux@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 38d
Nature vs nurture…
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d
Nature vs delusion
slickgoat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d
It was worth a shot.
I watched it to the end to see if he could do it. That's where I am now.
OpenStars@discuss.online · 0 pts · 36d
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 38d
Snicker.