git-llmfs, a git filter that will reduce your repo code size through the power of LLMs!

Why?
I think it's too hilarious.

I can respect that

Does it actually work?

About just as much as any reasonable person would expect.

Tech bros firmly believe they're within that group though. They're incredibly tone deaf. This software should be legally required for them to use, it would solve a number of problems.

I know this is mostly a joke, but its also incredibly dangerous. Just use an explicit tool like bfg