Fingers crossed more of the evil fucks come down with it. The reaper may help reshape Congress more than some of the room temp IQ voters that support them.

SacralPlexus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 37d (3 replies)

If I had a nickel for every Republican Senator with a mystery illness, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 36d (2 replies)

Lindsey just returned from Ukraine and was promising to help with production of Patriot missiles in Ukraine.

As much as I hate that weasel there is a country that has some experience in expediting someone's travel to another world.

Iran also didn't like him.

Yes, he was 71, but he didn't look yet like was about to expire. McConnell was already showing signs. I'm quite sure he is also dead.

thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d (1 reply)

He was old as fuck with arteriosclerosis coming from 24 straight hours of travel. He was "fine" days before but died because of the travel. Airline cabins aren't pressurized to sea level, so that pressure change is likely what got him. Going from low to high and back to low and back to high can kill old people

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 36d

Also deep vein thrombosis is a killer.

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 37d

Remember havana syndrome

Batman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 37d

military contractors go brrr

floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 37d

I guess there's a chance it's diarrhea

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d

Yes nothing mysterious about late stage chlamydia

derAbsender@piefed.social · 1 pts · 34d

Their brain Virus finally getting lethal