c/tenforward · by ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 43dUnsolved Mysteries: Samantha Wildman 166 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 43d
Robert Stack: Ship security have pieced together numerous theories on Wildman's whereabouts.
Tom Paris: "I have no fucking clue where the hell she is. For all I care she could be hanging by her neck in her fucking closet!"
Robert Stack: Scenario one - she's hanging by her neck in her fucking closet.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 43d
B'elanna Torres: You want to know where Wildman is? Just look for the most heinous, vile, and horrible exploitation of children in the quadrant.
Robert Stack: Scenario Two - Wildman went to Disney World.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 24 pts · 43d
“Spastic hedgehog” lol
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 43d
Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com · 9 pts · 43d
@ummthatguy I don't know why I'm ROFL to this. 🤣
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 42d
Fucker is powered by destroyed fuck waves and movin' fast. (Did you speed up the frames/hit fast forward?)
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d
Nah, that's how I found it. Just a good 'ol swear trek gif.
sundray@lemmus.org · 19 pts · 43d
"If you, or anyone you know, has more information, please meet Captain Janeway in Transport Room 1."
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 43d
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 42d
Don't tell anyone else, just get there on the double.
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 43d
Hair stands up on the back of the neck! The only spooky or suspenseful thing on TV at the time. When you saw that trench coat, shit was hitting the fan.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 43d
perfect. now we just need a rescue 911 crossover.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 43d
I forgot he did that for a while.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 43d
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 43d
We come in peace!
shoot to kill shoot to kill shoot to kill
We come in peace!
shoot to kill shoot to kill men!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 43d
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 43d
Shat yes
Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com · 9 pts · 43d
@ummthatguy I read that in Robert Stack's voice.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 43d
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 43d
The Coop Cooper story all over again...
https://youtu.be/ALFhHF91g9c
thehowlingnorth@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 43d
Update: we have no *%&king clue where this guy is.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 43d
For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet!
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 42d
I've been working on this wordcraft for 16 hours:
"Stack stacks bodies."
Thankyou hitupmypatreon, g'night