You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
The Mothman is comin' to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness' sake!
Jokes aside, The Mothman Prophecies might be one of the worst books I've ever read that somehow translated into a pretty solid movie, mostly because it ignores 90% of it. The majority of the book is just John Keel rambling about ultraterrestrials, and boy is it a slog to get through.
Congratulations, you've just succinctly described every goddamn thing Keel ever wrote. I'm 99% convinced his grocery list had a three chapter rabbit trail about Demon UFOs
22 Comments
ch00f@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 47d
How can you post mothman without including his juicy ass?
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 47d
I was saving this for after dark...
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fonix232@fedia.io · 4 pts · 47d
Was the tramp stamp removed already?
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
IDK, I live not to far from the Shrine, I should check it out.
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 47d
Holy Mothman, shepherd me to the light.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 47d
I lived only for you, Holy Mothman.
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 47d
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
Mothmonsterman!
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
Yeah, why did you throw molding at me? ... I want the light turned on.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
I don't have the blood you crave!
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
Blood... ah... chch... No, I don't want the blood. I really want to see the light turned on, alright?
Now, if I don't have it on by nightfall... Im gonna lay on this horn bigtime, alright? Then I will probably call you back.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
To suck my blood?
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
Yeah...sure
stenAanden@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 46d
This rendetion of Mothman is boring and uninspired. The original sketch is much more mysterious
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 46d
That's not Mothman. That's Cousin It on a fancy date.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 5 pts · 47d
Everyone go watch the Mothman Prophecies. It's an excellent psychological horror film.
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d
The real mystery is whether or not Richard Gere put that gerbil in there
daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 46d
There's no evidence he did.
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 46d
The lack of evidence is the real mystery here. If he did it and there is no evidence that he did then why did he do it?
daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 46d
Dan Savage says gerbiling doesn't exist.
ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 47d
You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
The Mothman is comin' to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness' sake!
Jokes aside, The Mothman Prophecies might be one of the worst books I've ever read that somehow translated into a pretty solid movie, mostly because it ignores 90% of it. The majority of the book is just John Keel rambling about ultraterrestrials, and boy is it a slog to get through.
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d
Congratulations, you've just succinctly described every goddamn thing Keel ever wrote. I'm 99% convinced his grocery list had a three chapter rabbit trail about Demon UFOs