c/TheShitpostOffice · by cm0002@libretechni.ca · 49dPaid shitposting 126 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
OhmsLawn@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 49d
Thanks, but I always try to shit on company time.
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 13 pts · 49d
Once upon a time I would have agreed with you, but the sandpaper they call TP at work isn't worth it.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 49d
That's why you use the smooth toilet seat in protest. Solves the problem real quick.
Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 49d
At work, we call the TP "John Wayne", as it is tough and doesn't take shit from anyone.
snooggums@piefed.world · 4 pts · 49d
The third best part of work from home is using my preferred toilet paper.
First is not needing to commute.
Second is not needing to dress up.
PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 49d
If you spend 40min a day in the company's bathroom, you get a full-month pay for shitting in a year.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 49d
If I have to put up with thier shit then they have to put up with mine.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 48d
I'd rather poop more comfortably at home if possible.
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 49d
Everything from the New York Post is a shitpost