Phew that was a close one

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TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 17 pts · 20d (3 replies)

I only called my teacher mom once, and it was like 3rd grade, but luckily it was an english class and the task was to say 1 english word we learned, so I "saved" it =w= (the teacher totally knew)

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 19d (2 replies)

At least you said mum. I said full blown "mummy" once to the teacher and the social fall out was heavy

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 18 pts · 19d (1 reply)

You can't even really save that one with "fucker".

Velypso@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 19d

"Mommy Fucker" doesnt really have a good ring to to it.

The_v@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 19d

My wife is a teacher to teenagers (high school). She gets called mom on a regular basis. Especially when she wakes one of them up from a little classroom nap. It happens often enough the kids don't even give each other a hard time.

Now when they call her grandma... She doesn't find that endearing.

Scrollone@feddit.it · 9 pts · 19d

It doesn't happen often, but damn I laughed out loud with this one lol

Chiarottide@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 19d

On the same note, you know you're in a stable relationship when you stop accidentally calling your partner "mom" and start accidentally calling your mother "honey"

What? Is it only me?

thiscat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 20d

I have trauma from barny the dinoasaur