Several of my guests requested them. I didn't know how to make one. So I called the help line

„Make a beaver holding a phone“

• Pick a good amount of mint leaves and place them in a highball glass (use more than you think you need. Somewhere around 12)

• Juice a lime and add one of the halves to the glass

• Use a muddler(or the back of a spoon) to express oils from the lime and mint(you want to bruise the leaves but not pulverize them)

• Add 2 Oz of a good white rum(this is the star of the drink so make sure it's good. I recommend Havana club if you live outside the US.)

• Add 3/4 Oz of the lime juice you squeezed earlier

• Add between 1 and 2 Oz of simple syrup, depending on how sweet you want it to be. (Personally I go for 1.5)

• Add ice and stir until the glass is uncomfortable to hold(about 60 seconds)

• Top with club soda until the glass is completely full

• Add a straw and garnish with a lime wheel and a mint sprig

The title is a very awkward set up for a mid joke.

I used to think those billboards saying "Pregnant? Need help? Call us at 1-800-555-1234" were abortion hotlines

How to make a mojito in lyrical form: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vuiGDggwM7A