Effective Immediately, Every God-Fearing Soldier Will Be Jacked to the Gills with Testosterone

Class action lawsuit from all military wives

Give them a blend of testosterone and methamphetamine to really get them going.

Slam the twinky defenders of freedom with T for the empire!

Reality got here first. Better luck next time, satire,

And there are going to be a lot of hairy female soldiers too! Has testosterone Pete published his score?

What could possibly go wrong

I feel like I've seen this Marvel movie.

Now, where did we store the gay bomb?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

Sorry, all you soon-to-be-dead military wives.

I mean I am - Hegseth is still laughing at you

I'm beginning to think Kegsbreath is deep in the closet as well as very insecure...