Careful, She Bites

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7 Comments

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 17d (4 replies)

Imagine how hard it would be to shit with a shark tail with toilets the way they are.

I guess you could sit like Thomas Crapper intenteded, but still that would be annoying.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 17d (2 replies)

She’d just shit in the ocean. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 17d

Me and my wife were talking about how stupid it is that people shit on the side of a lake or next to the ocean and just leave it and the TP behind. Like shit just shit into the water, all the fuckin geese do anyways.

ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 17d
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 17d

And you could read your comic book and set down your cereal, too.

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 17d

Stop trying to make me horny for sharks.
It's eventually going to work.

qualia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17d

Pop them pelvic fins.