Cyclospora: iceberg lettuce recalled in 27 states and more products may follow

𝗠𝗲: I'm going to eat healthy.

𝗟𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘂𝗰𝗲: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea.

𝗢𝗿𝗲𝗼𝘀-𝗶𝗻-𝘁𝗵𝗲-𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗿𝘆: I would never do that to you.

Stupid modern journalism not including the important information in the article.

They at least link to the notice: https://www.taylorfarms.com/recall/

The states: AL, AR, CT, FL, GA, IA, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MA, MD, MI, MO, MS, NC, NH, NJ, OH, OK, PA, SC, TN, TX, VA, and WI.

Or:
Alabama
Arkansas
Connecticut
Florida
Georgia
Iowa
Illinois
Indiana
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Missouri
Mississippi
North Carolina
New Hampshire
New Jersey
Ohio
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
South Carolina
Tennessee
Texas
Virginia
Wisconsin

Your reward for reading this far: The above list provided directly by Taylor Farms is in alphabetical order by abbreviation, but not by state.

Extra Millennial reward: You now have Fifty Nifty stuck in your head. Don't fight it. You're right, this was a curse instead if a reward.