Birdies ailments/intolerances/health problems and 'diagnoses'

This absolute imbecile once went to the ER - FOR A HEADACHE!

I just about lost it on her. I have been a chronic, intractable migraine sufferer for 35 years. The disease has cost me jobs, friendships, milestone events, and many moments in between with my 3 beloved children.

I have been admitted countless times for level 10 pain that has been intractable, putting me at an increased risk for stroke. I’ve lost all muscle tone in my right side occasionally, lost my ability to speak and have blown blood vessels in my eyes. It’s an ugly, multi-faceted disease and people like this bitch are part of the reason why migraine disorder is still so widely misunderstood.

Are there varying degrees of the disease? Absolutely, it’s a neurological spectrum disorder. But I do not, for one single solitary second believe that she has migraines. I never use the C word but when I think about her wasting valuable resources at the hospital because poor little birdy has a bloody headache - fuck me, I was spitting venom.

When I first discovered her she was popping those Arrae pills and telling her followers it magically made her bloat disappear and she could eat gluten. Her gluten intolerance references have increased over the years and she likes highlighting all the gluten-free options during her frequent trips to Disney. She also likes to tell Shane he should write a gluten-free cookbook since he catered to her and made the gf dumplings, pancakes etc.

She’s made vague references in blog posts to having overcome PTSD that resulted from an early childhood trauma.

Botox for migraines

Alleged sobriety to keep the migraines at bay

Breast cancer scare - that deserves it’s own comment box

Skin cancer scare

Thyroid issues - to explain the ‘swelling’ she endured during the Breakfast Television, WH magazine shoot and Reitman launches

Ongoing trauma caused by seeing the movie Hook during her formative years

Peripartum depression while pregnant with L

IBS - apparently the red onion in Eastside Mario’s salad is a big trigger but she just has to eat it!

Cortisol spikes make her swell (lol)

PMDD

Suicidal ideation

Melasma - according to Sarah this is the result of a ‘devastating’ sunburn suffered as a child

the collection of receipts on lemmy is chefs kiss. appreciate everyone here for contributing to this archive of truth!

“Diagnosed with something called melasma”

Straight eyelash trauma 

IBS

Migraines

Gluten intolerance

Dairy allergy

Hook trauma (movie) 

Thyroid 

“HASH-motos”

Anxiety

Depression 

Lost feeling in legs “bone on bone from being skinny” (in reality was obsessed with being like  Shane’s yoga instructor  gf and pretended to love yoga - pinched a nerve in neck from poor form)

To anxious  to drive with kids alone when they were little (wonder where she went)  

PMDD

PTSD

Active suicial ideation

Vaginal Shingles 

Preclempsia 

Breast cancer

Skin cancer

Insomnia 

Black toe nails

Cooking trauma

She definitely claimed perinatal depression she had a whole reel or story/post on it

does anyone have the video where she is joking about her breast cancer scare in her car?

Never forget the lifelong medications she's on, filtering herself super skinny!

She also defeated obesity! Bragged about being healthy. FOR YEARS. But that was all a lie. Can lying be one of her ailments? Because that one feels legit.

Her body a temple:

LOVING her body:

If you dare question her about anything. SHE will remind you that no one cared when she was a size zero. Perhaps because she's never been a size zero.

Thebirdspapaya #sarahnicolelandry

Here’s proof that she minimized her skin cancer scare…after the fact. I’m a nurse, it’s very clear with my username. And also a skin cancer victim. I called her out.

I think Sarah might be reading Lemmy! Glad she picked up some more useless plastic crap - she’s really doing her part to ruin our environment.

Looks like a psycho looking at M