Me at 2am 😂

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21 Comments

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 37 pts · 34d (8 replies)

You look like Dwayne Johnson at 2am, yeah?

TragicNotCute@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 33d (4 replies)

Nah, it’s more the two pizzas thing.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 13 pts · 33d (2 replies)

Do you ever order extra sets of cutlery when you order take-out just so they don't judge you?

I do.

StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 33d

Well now I do

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 33d

That Key and Peele sketch where he orders the pizzas!

Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 33d

No, he looks like Dwayne Johnson at 2am because he has started sleeping and eating properly.

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 33d (2 replies)

I could look like Dwayne Johnson if I wanted to, I just don't feel like it.

daddycool@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Start with the tattoos and the hair. The rest can come later.

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 33d

And don’t forget your red POWERHONK tank

tinkermeister@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 33d (3 replies)

Weed will do that to you. Unfortunately becoming ripped is not a side effect.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 33d

Idk, it seems to be working for this guy. He's solid as a rock.

FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Its not so bad if you cut your weed off before bed time and dont smoke all day. I dream most nights now and am getting noticeably better sleep when i got strict with last smoke time and sleep scheduling.

deft@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 33d

I stopped smoking for the last few weeks as I'm searching for a new job.

Been having the most wildest vivid dreams ever. Some good, some real disturbing like horror vibes or sickening

Linktank@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 33d (2 replies)

What's he watching? Stargate Atlantis?

devfuuu@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 33d

It really could be!

edwardbear@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 33d

Exactly what I was looking at - it’s either sg-1, atlantis, or possibly, Farscape

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 33d

“Can you smell what the Rock is ordering on DoorDash?”

Zorque@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 33d (1 reply)

I'm going to imagine he's watching Stargate Atlantis cause Momoa is his favorite actor.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 22d

New head canon!

Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 33d

It seems to be working for you. You're buff as all get up.

stepan@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 33d

Lol