Our stalls wobbled because multiple people would shake the stall walls asking, "who is pooping in there" and that's about as benign of an interaction as you could pray for.
Yep. Some guy pissed OVER the stall door on me once while I took a shit in highschool. And this is in Australia, we actually have doors and not flaps. It was an impressive feat of bladder power.
Someone holding off a hord of children determined to violate all sense of privacy. You must have had a wonderful school restroom experience. Some of us are scarred for life.
Roomate's little brother was a senior at the school across the way. Little bro wouldn't say why he hated the school so much. But he was in the IT dept and kept bringing me stolen routers and such. I objected, like, all this shit has hardware addresses. I would rather not get raided and found to receive stolen school property. But I moved on and found other ways to fuck up my life.
18 Comments
breadsmasher@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 32d
like youre a slaver about to face justice for your crimes?
Saapas@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 32d
Holding in that shit against its will 😔
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 32d
You feel like a traitor?
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 32d
Our stalls wobbled because multiple people would shake the stall walls asking, "who is pooping in there" and that's about as benign of an interaction as you could pray for.
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 32d
Yep. Some guy pissed OVER the stall door on me once while I took a shit in highschool. And this is in Australia, we actually have doors and not flaps. It was an impressive feat of bladder power.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 31d
Here in the northern hemisphere, we have to aim under the door and gravity curves it back up.
Aarrodri@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 32d
I don't get it... An idiot? A pro slavery? A looser?
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 32d
A looser of what? Poops?
Zorque@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 32d
Depends on how much fiber is in the school food.
ski11erboi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d
Someone holding off a hord of children determined to violate all sense of privacy. You must have had a wonderful school restroom experience. Some of us are scarred for life.
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 32d
If you're creative enough, shitting can be the way you assert dominance over your peers.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 31d
Yep if they say anything I'll stop trying to be quiet.
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d
I never once at a problem in a school bathroom...
Then again I'd go out of my way to poop in the random ones that were nowhere near classroom.
They werent teacher bathrooms per se but mainly teachers/staff
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 31d
Roomate's little brother was a senior at the school across the way. Little bro wouldn't say why he hated the school so much. But he was in the IT dept and kept bringing me stolen routers and such. I objected, like, all this shit has hardware addresses. I would rather not get raided and found to receive stolen school property. But I moved on and found other ways to fuck up my life.
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d
We can? Thanks Mom!
MrOtingocni@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d
Especially after the conviction!
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 32d
The mute button isn't working
Fishnoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 32d
For real though