c/usa · by supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 39d

3 Flock cameras shot in alcohol-fueled evening, Grand Junction police say

https://www.cpr.org/2026/07/22/grand-junction-flock-cameras-destroyed-shot/

Darn! Shucks! Awful! Oh no!

Hey I will say this, don't drive or shoot a gun or do something ethical but illegal while drunk!!

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12 Comments

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 14 pts · 39d (3 replies)

I want to find the guy who did this. And buy him a beer. Or three. Or a dozen.

Maybe if I get him drunk enough, he'll go do it again.

socphoenix@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d (2 replies)

He was arrested according to local news.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Probably won't be in prison forever, though...

socphoenix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 38d

Very true!

chocrates@piefed.world · 11 pts · 38d (3 replies)

Do it safely. With a mask and not with your license plate in frame

TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 38d (1 reply)

And don't carry your phone when you do it

whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 38d

or any connected devices

whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 38d

a mask not too tight, so you can't match your bone structure

ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 5 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Police say they identified Lazorishak’s truck via camera footage and found him at the home of an acquaintance early Monday morning, where he answered the door wearing a purple shirt, shorts and Crocs, the popular comfort sandal, that were decorated with Minions, the fictional yellow creatures predisposed to assist villainous figures, notably Gru, the protagonist of the “Despicable Me” franchise

CPR giving the real scoop

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 38d

Poetry is often nonfiction with the right stage lighting.

Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Awesome

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 38d

and almost as radical as libraries!