c/comicstrips · by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 11dFalse advertising 594 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
username_1@discuss.tchncs.de · 35 pts · 11d
Rookie mistake. Murders happen only in those quaint villages where you stop accidentally.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11d
yeah i stopped everywhere intentionally. best vacation i've had in years. only person who got murdered was the, uh, nevermind.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 11d
Those were all just accidents. Sandford is the safest town in the country.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 11d
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 14 pts · 11d
If you want something done right...
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 11d
You’re suppose to move there from the big city. Or get transferred.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 11d
I came from SCANDINAVIA to a quaint English town with significant naval history and I didn't witness even a single horrific murder!
Total ripoff!
Mrkawfee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 11d
You missed the dead body floating near the Öresund bridge!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 11d
In my defense, being in the western half of the country heading West makes it very easy to miss stuff happening in the eastern part 🤷🏻
TomMasz@piefed.social · 10 pts · 11d
Even Midsomer?
J92@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 11d
The audience for this joke must be so small on Lemmy, but I appreciate you.
wjrii@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 11d
Man, Michael Shannon looks grumpy!
Damage@feddit.it · 5 pts · 11d
Maybe get better at murder solving
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 11d
Wrong part of the UK. Should have visited Barnsley
sirico@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 10d
Did they even try being a profession that has nothing to do with law enforcement but somehow being taken as seriously as the real detectives because they live in a quirky house?
rapchee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10d
sounds like a skill issue
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 11d
beika town in detective conan took them all