U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs

https://theonion.com/u-s-mint-unveils-series-of-gold-coins-commemorating-presidents-extramarital-affairs/

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Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 20d

By god, they got me again

DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 20d (2 replies)

So will every child have a separate coin, or just one commemorating them all?

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 20d (1 reply)

It will be a collector’s set, like the state quarter maps

Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 18d

Do Musk's kids next. That set never seems to end.

gole@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 20d (2 replies)

Dear dairy, today I ate the onion.

Like holy shit, this is so perfectly onion-y.

fake@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 20d

Perfectly understandable, nothing to be ashamed of.

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 20d

Well, shit. Me too.

I hate that fat fuckers face so I thought "I'm not clicking that link" and I came right to the comments.

Fermion@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 20d

I think this would sell on both sides of the aisle.

Cards Against Humanity should make it happen.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 19d

" I remember these! Give me two skanks for a whore we used to say!"

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 20d (2 replies)

Why, oh why can’t these be real?

cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au · 7 pts · 20d

Because owning most of them would be crimes in most of the world, and victim identities should genuinely be protected.

ozymandias@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 20d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 20d

Oh god, US politics and satire is a full sprint race to the bottom now.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 20d

or all the perpetrators of the epstein files cabal.

X@piefed.world · 3 pts · 20d

Recovered in ~2 seconds, but damn those were a tense 2 seconds.

Brutticus@midwest.social · 2 pts · 19d

Just trump's, though? I thought at least one per president