c/theonion · by ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 20dU.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs https://theonion.com/u-s-mint-unveils-series-of-gold-coins-commemorating-presidents-extramarital-affairs/367 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 20d
By god, they got me again
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 20d
So will every child have a separate coin, or just one commemorating them all?
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 20d
It will be a collector’s set, like the state quarter maps
Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 18d
Do Musk's kids next. That set never seems to end.
gole@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 20d
Dear dairy, today I ate the onion.
Like holy shit, this is so perfectly onion-y.
fake@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 20d
Perfectly understandable, nothing to be ashamed of.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 20d
Well, shit. Me too.
I hate that fat fuckers face so I thought "I'm not clicking that link" and I came right to the comments.
Fermion@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 20d
I think this would sell on both sides of the aisle.
Cards Against Humanity should make it happen.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 19d
" I remember these! Give me two skanks for a whore we used to say!"
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 20d
Why, oh why can’t these be real?
cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au · 7 pts · 20d
Because owning most of them would be crimes in most of the world, and victim identities should genuinely be protected.
ozymandias@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 20d
Well these are real: https://valeryestabrook.com/impeachmint
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 20d
Oh god, US politics and satire is a full sprint race to the bottom now.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 20d
or all the perpetrators of the epstein files cabal.
X@piefed.world · 3 pts · 20d
Recovered in ~2 seconds, but damn those were a tense 2 seconds.
Brutticus@midwest.social · 2 pts · 19d
Just trump's, though? I thought at least one per president