Looks like I get to contribute, That chair would look at home on the set of ̶B̶e̶t̶e̶l̶g̶e̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶ The Beatle's Juice.

ATBGE!

There's a similar chair on display at the Chicago Art Institute. The best part of it is the plaque that lists the place of origin as "probably Texas".

Yeah i think it will eat me if i sat on it

Would the legs instantly snap, or are steer horns way stronger than I expect?

Betelgeuse is a star. Beetlejuice is the movie with a set.

Or at the home of the Minnesota Shrike.

The upholstery kinda kills it for me. Kinda hides the fact that you're sitting on mostly horns.
A red or green velvet maybe. Gold nails, silver for green. Maybe some black trims.