I bet it's only green, because you can still reach their web portal. It doesn't check any throughput. Or it does and it's green because a fuckton of tickets get created and instantly closed with "known error, check status page for updates".
"Thank you for calling the development team quick response hotline. Please leave a message and we will relay it to the networking team as soon as possible. Seriously, it's probably a network thing. It works on our machines. You should call networking directly next time. Please hold and you will be transferred automatically." /s
Why does this happen so often currently? Atlassian is so unreliable, we are not able to work efficiently because of them having problems like once a month
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14th_cylon@lemm.ee · 108 pts · 2y
You should feel bad for their support, which made very unwise decision and stayed operational...
elvith@feddit.de · 18 pts · 2y
I bet it's only green, because you can still reach their web portal. It doesn't check any throughput. Or it does and it's green because a fuckton of tickets get created and instantly closed with "known error, check status page for updates".
sirdorius@programming.dev · 67 pts · 2y
Hey you can't use Jira, means you can get some real work done
stilgar@infosec.pub · 54 pts · 2y
Programmers are probably chill af, looks like a very bad day for some network people though.
6xpipe_@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Yeah, I was thinking DevOps, not programmers.
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
"Thank you for calling the development team quick response hotline. Please leave a message and we will relay it to the networking team as soon as possible. Seriously, it's probably a network thing. It works on our machines. You should call networking directly next time. Please hold and you will be transferred automatically." /s
marcos@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
A status page that acknowledges service failures?
Is this a new concept? I have never seen anything like it.
rentar42@kbin.social · 25 pts · 2y
It's a product that Atlassian is selling: https://www.atlassian.com/software/statuspage
Not to be confused with their statuspage for their services: https://status.atlassian.com/
Or the status page for their status page system (which apparently has an ongoing incident): https://metastatuspage.com/
leap123@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Midnitte@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Plenty of companies do it.
https://discordstatus.com/
https://status.notion.so/
Etc etc.
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It's probably a bug. I've seen it before when an update broke the CDN that loads the green "everything is fine" icons. /s
mdhughes@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 2y
RUN, BE FREE! You can escape their tracking now. They will never find you in the forest, eating nuts & berries.
DrM@feddit.de · 13 pts · 2y
Why does this happen so often currently? Atlassian is so unreliable, we are not able to work efficiently because of them having problems like once a month
Zeth0s@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/mar/07/atlassian-to-axe-500-jobs-with-the-heaviest-of-hearts
Here your answer.
DrM@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
Ah the classic. Firing the people you need the most in emergencies
PreviouslyAmused@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
What's this?!? The consequences of my own action?!? Who would have guessed?!?
vector_zero@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That doesn't explain the last several years of instability.
ripcord@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
I'm glad my org hasn't been forced into their Cloud crap yet.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
What does your company use?
Because I seriously don't have a problem with their tools.
And Hell, a system outage in my company just means we goof off for a few hours.
ripcord@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
On-prem stuff. Which is weird because we are apparently full speed into Office 365, Microsoft cloud auth, other crap
orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts · 10 pts · 2y
Using Atlassian stuff is already a hassle. It’s probably a feature to not have it work at all.
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Atomilehma@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
What happened? I'm on vacation and out of the loop
gingersluck@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Some users are unable to login to cloud products.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
And that's why sometimes on-premise is better.
datelmd5sum@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I remember when we went from on-prem to cloud jira. Less features, lot slower.
LaggyKar@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Oopsgenie
aluminium@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Just as today my brother went on a 30 minute rant on how terrible Jira and Confluence are. Hmmmmm...
PoorlyWrittenPapyrus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y