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My inner cat when he actually gets outside:

The middle text really brings it together.

Unfortunately, I know the havoc they would wreak on the world if I let them loose.

My indoor cat loves to sleep on a chair on the balcony for hours.

And then scream to be immediately let back in.

Cats are not outdoor creatures. They're domesticated and will comfort to whatever the fuck you do with them.

But they will live a lot longer indoors.

I'm tired of seeing dead cats or "missing cats" because people are irresponsible and can't look after a cat.

For the few with genuine farm cats, this doesn't concern you.