c/shittyasklemmy · by toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 25dI'm at the store, anyone want anything? 27 points · 41 comments · view on lemmy.world
41 Comments
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 25d
The collapse of western civilisation if its in stock. If not, grab some jelly beans please mate.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 25d
They're out but there's still a spot on the shelf. None in the back I'm afraid, I asked.
Stocked up on jelly beans tho
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 25d
Its always a bit iffy if they have it. Thanks for checking mate.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 25d
Meatball sub and an OG 4Loko please.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 8 pts · 25d
They didn't have a meatball sub but there was a sad looking deli turkey sandwich so I got you that to go with the four loko
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 25d
Appreciate it, I’ll slather it in mayo and chase it with some Evil Eye chips I have at home.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 25d
Pervert cancer
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 25d
I'll see what I can do. That's probably in the first aid aisle, right? I am not asking for help
decolo@piefed.social · 1 pts · 24d
frankenswine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 24d
yes, please
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 4 pts · 24d
Instant noodles and whiskey? On it, boss.
NoPanko@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 25d
Kitchen sink if they’ve got it
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 25d
I gotchu, one single basin large sink coming up (the only acceptable configuration)
over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 25d
Uhh yeah, get me some rope, duct tape, zip ties, garbage bags, skin lotion, fava beans, and a tank of propane please...
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 24d
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 25d
Done and done, I'll be by with the goods once I'm finished
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 3 pts · 24d
done and doner 🥙
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25d
Make sure to invite some billionaires over for dinner...
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 24d
A carton of milk. If they have eggs, get six
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 4 pts · 24d
Got six cartons of milk for you, they had eggs.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 24d
getting low KY and hot dogs.
get some treble hooks while you're at it.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 24d
Roger that! The only hot dogs I'm seeing are pre stuffed with questionable cheese though, hope those are okay
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 24d
doesn't matter, not like we're eating the hot dogs.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25d
Ill take an indica pre-roll thanks
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 25d
I gotchu, hope northern lights works for you because they just had that and purple kush
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 4 pts · 25d
solid picks tbh
decolo@piefed.social · 3 pts · 24d
Can you see if my dad is still there?
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 24d
Yeah, he's still in the cigarette aisle. Looks like he's debating if he wants to try menthols
decolo@piefed.social · 2 pts · 24d
thanks, let him know I'm waiting for him to pick me up at little league
FisicoDelirante@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 24d
Can you get me some feet pics from the cashier?
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 24d
I asked but he was embarrassed over what he called his "skank toe" and wouldn't let me snap a pic. Sorry!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 24d
A bagel?
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 24d
They only had poppyseed and cinnamon raisin, so I got you the objectively correct choice, hope that's cool!
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 1 pts · 25d
can i get that fancy italian ham u know the one
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 1 pts · 25d
Sorry, I haven't had ham in a decade. You'll have to be more specific
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 3 pts · 25d
its italian
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 1 pts · 25d
Gotcha, can do. I got two pounds because one is for wimps
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 2 pts · 24d
which one??
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 1 pts · 24d
The fancy italian one, pretty sure. Either that, or the deli worker was a fancy looking italian who gave me prosciutto. It all happened so fast I can't be positive.
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 2 pts · 24d
no, which pound is for wimps
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 1 pts · 24d
Oh, lefty.