Why would I need to know shoe sizes when all I have are split hooves?
I don't remember what business decisions and all day agile release train meetings are, but the grass on the eastern side of that little hill is fresh and delicious. Let's drink from the cold spring and jump of pure joy!
11 Comments
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 18 pts · 33d
Obviously, I'm still going to go, of course.
There could be some good loot in there after I deal with whatever the fuck eldritch horror is waiting for me. Plus, the deer is cute.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 33d
They're just gonna have to fool me thrice or more times 😁
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 33d
That deer is going to lead you deep into the woods to a cake that makes you forget you name, and shoe size.
Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 33d
Where is this so i can avoid it?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 33d
No worries! My RL name sucks anyway and my feet are easily measured 🤷🏻
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 3 pts · 33d
Why would I need to know shoe sizes when all I have are split hooves?
I don't remember what business decisions and all day agile release train meetings are, but the grass on the eastern side of that little hill is fresh and delicious. Let's drink from the cold spring and jump of pure joy!
untorquer@quokk.au · 7 pts · 33d
Looks it's 50/50 demented but sexy fae bliss or Prion disease. Ill take my chances.
EonNShadow@pawb.social · 5 pts · 33d
"yesterday I saw a deer"
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 33d
"Hey kid - how would you like to fulfil a prophecy?"
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 33d
"Again? ...alright then, but there better be cake this time!"
oyzmo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 30d
😂