c/microblogmemes · by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27dThis one had me in stitches 366 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 27d
Darn it. I was expecting a sew sew thread, but thats actually quite funny.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 27d
Sometimes the best joke is one you're knot expecting.
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 27d
These puns are starting to needle me.
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 27d
Idk, it’s got me in stitches.
Edit: Damnit, I’m a-frayed I didn’t see the title, I’ll just weave a few more in here.
0ops@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 27d
Some jokes are more than they seam
Snowcano@startrek.website · 8 pts · 27d
Omg, Erika Moen from Penny Arcade’s Strip Search? Wow, I haven’t thought about that in years! She was great!
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 27d
I'd have said from Dar! or Oh Joy Sex Toy myself
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d
I always think its genuinely cute when people are recognized from tiny obscure appearances and not the massive mainstream thing's they're famous for.
pedantichedgehog@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 27d
But which one is parallel to the selvage
Update: this one is for the two sewing nerds who upvoted this. The warp is parallel to the selvage. Add THAT to your cutesy mnemonic.
Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 27d
Warp is up and down. Weft is weft to wight. Crashing at warp would leave a long trail to selvage.
Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 27d
I always think "warp speed ahead" followed by a hand gesture for the benefit of number one.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 27d
"But Keptin, ze worp drive is not responding. Should I engage the weft drive?"
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 27d
Engage!
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 27d
That's how I would remember it, weft is left (and right) and warp is the other way.