this is so accurate

We do that because our standards have lowered in those 30 seconds.

Is this a social media metaphor?

The vegetables you had meal plans for

Learn to cook.

There is this theory that we play an old school game and the fridge is the save point.

You are hungry? Go to the fridge.

You are not hungry but not sure? Go to the fridge.

You are bored and don't know what to do? Go to the fridge!