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This is real, from the Samsung "Smart Things" app.

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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 5d (3 replies)

I'm afraid you'll have to remember the free number instead:

oh-one-one-eight, nine-nine-nine, eight-eight-one-nine-nine, nine-one-one-nine, seven-two-fiiiiiive... three

meejle@piefed.world · 19 pts · 4d

They're not the emergency services – they're your emergency services!

::: spoiler spoiler Fuck Graham Linehan btw :::

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d

Hello

So which country am I speaking to then?

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 4d

Hello this is Pizza Hut can i take your order?

7355608@piefed.social · 24 pts · 5d (2 replies)

I wonder if TraumaTeam and DocWagon are copy written.

jtrek@startrek.website · 19 pts · 5d

I was just playing the old genesis Shadowrun (an old favorite of mine) and had a dark laugh at how the DocWagon you get, where they pull you out of wherever, treat you, and drop you off outside the hospital has a maximum fee of 5000. The default is just 10% of your money.

That's better than the US for a lot of people.

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d

I definitely thought of Trauma Teams as soon as I read the post title

harmbugler@piefed.social · 20 pts · 4d (1 reply)

And if we see you don't have a fire insurance badge on your house, we are turning this water truck around.

db2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d

*data center coolant truck

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 4d (2 replies)

Don't phones already come with a button that does this

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d (1 reply)

this is a red arrow situation. read the whole thing

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 4d

I ain't getting paid to read articles