Know the signs

Step three: profit

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8 Comments

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 29 pts · 14d (6 replies)

This is some bullshit. My friend killed herself last year and I didn't get any free shit!

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 14d

I got so much stuff including a really fancy new computer, but i would rather have the dickhead himself back instead of his stuff.

some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 14d (3 replies)

Sounds like you didn’t get there quickly enough.

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 11 pts · 14d (2 replies)

Ugh, she waited until the day after I left town for bottom surgery to do it and hid her plans from everyone! This is so unfair! All I got was a goodbye hug, and I didn't even know it was gonna be her last one forever!

My polycule had a crush on her too, and I wanted her to bone them! My partner and My girlfriend didn't get the booty they deserved!

exu@feditown.com · 4 pts · 14d (1 reply)

Hope your bottom surgery went well though

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 3 pts · 14d

It went great! Now I have no genitals, just as keikaku!

::: spoiler Translator's Note Keikaku means planned. :::

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 14d

maybe you can go after.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 14d

I have your noose when you're done with it?

Mortimer@ani.social · 2 pts · 14d
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