Awkward raccoon

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9 Comments

pewpew@feddit.it · 5 pts · 39d

The bin is raccoon shaped

pedz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 39d

I wonder if I'd be quick enough to dislodge both legs at the same time and make it fall in.

Not only it's where it belongs, it's what it deserves

jollyrogue@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 39d (4 replies)

Friends: “You’re a great person. You just need a little patience to find your forever person. Don’t rush things.”

Me: logs back into the dating apps

ickplant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d (3 replies)

I’ve heard the apps are horrible nowadays. I’m sorry for anyone who has to navigate dating rn, sincerely hope it gets better.

jollyrogue@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 39d (2 replies)

They are, and it won’t get better.

#1 reason for a world wide communist revolution?

ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d (1 reply)

The raccoons are with you. So am I. When are we starting?

Hmmm… Let me check my calendar.

Tomorrow?

Well, I do now. And it’s hilarious.