The gates of the afterlife shall be barred to you. Neither the succor of Heaven nor the suffering of Hell will await thee, o cursed one. You will walk the Earth a silent ghost until time itself fails to persist. There shall be no rest for the wicked, from now until the collapse of all things.
12 Comments
gnawmon@ttrpg.network · 20 pts · 3d
cmon atleast try to hide the gemini watermark
rustyfish@piefed.world · 17 pts · 3d
Am I the only one who reads this like a threat?
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 3d
Can threats be deeply spiritual?
Zorque@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
If fortune cookies can be, so can threats I suppose.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3d
Sometimes 🤷🏻
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3d
The gates of the afterlife shall be barred to you. Neither the succor of Heaven nor the suffering of Hell will await thee, o cursed one. You will walk the Earth a silent ghost until time itself fails to persist. There shall be no rest for the wicked, from now until the collapse of all things.
BruisedMoose@piefed.social · 6 pts · 3d
In bed.
Darkard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3d
All I ask is to have the billionaires head 🥹
Photonic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
My delivery driver:
Well, shit…
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3d
The economy's so bad that fortune cookies are just fortunes on a text message now.
inari@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 2d
Fortune cookie typa shit