Anon's gf is intense

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26 Comments

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 125 pts · 35d (2 replies)

Then you will die with honor

osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 60 pts · 35d (1 reply)

stares in klingon

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 61 pts · 35d

AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 74 pts · 35d (3 replies)

Fake: Anon has a gf? Anon can run 20mi?

Gay: Complaining about a relationship with a woman who both cared enough about him to learn and participate in his hobbies AND has now also become a literal fitness goddess?


On a serious note, if you are in a healthy relationship, you should feel comfortable telling your partner(s) when you aren’t interested in doing something they want you to do. Boundaries and communication are important

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 15 pts · 35d (2 replies)

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with don't wanting to jump off a bridge into a river - you can't see how deep the river is at that spot, and its extra dangerous if the rivers are carrying as little water as they do now, because the riverbed is not flat, there may be rocks a meter or two below the waterline and that'd be it. Every year people die jumping head first in natural waters they don't know in and out.

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 29d

Ya, my town has few good spots for cliff/bridge jumping. Every decade or so some kid dies. If it seems stupid, it probably is. Don't do it.

blarghly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 25d

That's why you check your landing before you jump. Even if you think you can see bottom, get in the water and scope about a 20'/7m diameter around your target jump site, diving down to find any rocks, logs, etc.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 71 pts · 35d (1 reply)

If you’re jumping off a bridge to swim across a river, then you’re already like part of the way there.

krashmo@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 35d

Yeah that's taking a shortcut. Real athletes swim the whole way underwater in one breath

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 35d

Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 34d

On one hand, a person should be comfortable to assert their boundaries and to know that it doesn't make them less respectable.

On the other hand,

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 35d

Lock in bro

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 35d
PostaL@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 34d (2 replies)

I think that answers anon's question: if someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it???

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 34d

How hot is the person that told me to jump? How bad of a fall does it look like?

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d

yeah if it was like 10ft or less off the water.

aaaa@piefed.world · 16 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Better to just die on your own terms

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 35d

I.e. lazy

javasux@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 35d

Nut up or shut up, dude

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 35d

Are there newer comments from anon? Maybe he dead, now? Maybe his obviously healthier girlfriend is still alive and now single? I bet there are other anons willingly jumping with her again?

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 34d

That's a keeper right there

idriss@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 34d

Reminds me of my wife when we were in Bali and nearby islands, trusting me driving the motor bike in the middle of the night in the narrowest most dangerous paths, I am terrified but play it cool and would never do that shit alone, her thinking I am cool and know what I am doing

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d

I'm jealous.

capuccino@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d

anything for the tiktoks

Absolute_Slayer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d (1 reply)

Fake and gay

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 34d

Actually, maybe. Anon left out the part where getting down with an athlete can amount to outrageously good sex.