c/shittyasklemmy · by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 29dWhat's the reward fir finding Mitch McConnel? 15 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 29d
Turtle soup
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 29d
He'll show up any minute now.
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 29d
The same as for finding Waldo.
Krono@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 29d
Finding the corporal husk of Lich McConnel is meaningless.
To end his unliving existence, you must find and destroy his phylactery.
Legend says it is stored in the deepest catacombs of the US Senate, protected by a magic barrier of a million eternally wailing working class souls.
Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 29d
Eternal damnation.
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 29d
Alive? Nothing. I am not contributing to that GoFundMe...
davel@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 29d
Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.
You do not want Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.
PointlessLifePersonified@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 29d
Your death. Guarantee you they've got him frozen in some forgotten morgue, surrounded by thugs with standing orders to shoot on sight.