Instructions unclear, now I have waspinator living in my basement hanging out with all the other beasties making a mess of the place. One of his pals joined the Catholic Church and just had his first cum union (you know that fun ritual where the whole congregation dresses up as Jesus and jacks off all over you).
Any time I come across a red velvet ant, I'll use my pocket knife to cut the body into its 3 main sections, then sit and wait...
Every single time, within about 15 to 20 minutes, a whole army of other ants will come along to carry the parts away. A part of me wants to believe the other ants keep the parts as trophies LOL!
14 Comments
fonix232@fedia.io · 33 pts · 18d
VÄSPA by IKEA
ceenote@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 18d
50 what? 50 ant parts? If it's 50 ant parts that's not a bad deal.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 18d
50 common wasp parts per their 1 rare wasp parts
ceenote@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d
Oh yeah. They didn't say they were rare, but the parts are all yellow.
Snazz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
I’d pay any price to keep this guy employed at taking apart wasps.
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 17d
50 Philippine Pesos for one wasp in parts
hoch@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 18d
Is this still available?
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 18d
Seems like a risky sale. Someone might try to assemble that without taking the proper safety precautions.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 18d
Instructions unclear, now I have waspinator living in my basement hanging out with all the other beasties making a mess of the place. One of his pals joined the Catholic Church and just had his first cum union (you know that fun ritual where the whole congregation dresses up as Jesus and jacks off all over you).
Man I miss going to church.
Mirshe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d
I dunno, with his incompetence, Waspinator might be a fun hang.
Just make sure he doesn't get possessed again.
Snapz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17d
No low ball offers! I know what I got....
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d
I hate bits resellers.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
Any time I come across a red velvet ant, I'll use my pocket knife to cut the body into its 3 main sections, then sit and wait...
Every single time, within about 15 to 20 minutes, a whole army of other ants will come along to carry the parts away. A part of me wants to believe the other ants keep the parts as trophies LOL!
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d
That’s a great story. You should tell it to a professional!