Broom vs Gride

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22 Comments

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 11d (19 replies)

Could use "betrothed" before and during the wedding, then "spouse" afterwards.

brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 11d (12 replies)

I like partner instead of spouse, idk spouse seems so impersonal to me lol

Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 11d (4 replies)

if (when?) I marry my gf I'll probably have a hard time swapping from calling her girlfriend lol. thats like more than half of the time how we refer to each other

gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 11d

pro tip: you can be married and still call her your gf

Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 11d (1 reply)

You can do the boomer joke and call her your ex gf

Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 11d

lol walking around the house and yelling "EX GIRLFRIEND I LOST MY PHONE 😭"

brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 11d

Ive been married for just about 10 years and just accidently called my partner my girlfriend like a couple weeks ago 😂😂

AcidBurn@retrofed.com · 11 pts · 11d (4 replies)
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brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 11d (3 replies)

Yesss bonus points for the cowboy drawl, howdy pardner ❤️

AcidBurn@retrofed.com · 7 pts · 11d (2 replies)

Darlin' ah ain't got the fine lernin' o them city folk, but ah know what ah like. An what ah like is Enby cuties with a taste fer plaid and bein' kinky

How was that?

That_Bitch_Is_Cily@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 11d (1 reply)

I got goosebumps

AcidBurn@retrofed.com · 3 pts · 11d
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alapakala@quokk.au · 2 pts · 11d (1 reply)

how’bout «eternal» for the eternal love you have for each other[s]
“engaged” it's the tech term tho

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 10d

Eternal is so cuuuuute

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 13 pts · 11d (2 replies)

Betrothed is nice :))

Master@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 11d (1 reply)

I prefer gride.

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 11d

I prefer broom!

Rooster326@programming.dev · 7 pts · 11d (2 replies)

This is my ex

Sc00ter@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 11d (1 reply)

My wife does not like when i call her my ex girlfriend

ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 11d

Wait till you start calling her “my first wife” when you introduce her to people. That will really get her jimmies in a rustle.

gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 11d (1 reply)

history will say they were broommates, or sth

alapakala@quokk.au · 4 pts · 11d

mates WWRTM!

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 11d (1 reply)

"They swept me off my feet"

that_lightnin@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 11d

Dang it you beat me

that_lightnin@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 11d
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