just realizd pylova is also missŋ Alternate Text 4 vidz:
[🐴2×🙂↔️ realizŋ somethŋ meme captiond: “wen ð 10/10 baddie uv bēn datŋ 😆@ an extremely niç ref. ðt uonly ur homeboy hu disappeard in 🇹🇭 6年 wld understand”]
Niçest rur
https://retrolemmy.com/pictrs/image/cc70e428-6d68-4b91-bd26-c93c0b8f5d59.mp4
39 Comments
Cyb3rSh0nk3r@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 36d
Your homeboy didn't want to tell you cuz she was shy and like all baddies always cooking.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 36d
Honestly, I'd be grateful. Six year long relationship and it's with my best bud?
Obviously, if it had gotten that far, there had to have been some attraction there at some point, so fuck it, we ball, right?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 35d
I think your text is melting
alapakala@quokk.au · 3 pts · 35d
U don't like contractions?
PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 35d
If the goal is accessibility, surely this is worse than nothing
alapakala@quokk.au · -2 pts · 35d
How so?
Diurnambule@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 35d
That a new way of speaking ? I am not English native. If I didn't had the image as reference I wouldn't be able to understand. I am curious, last time I seen something similar was when we were 1447 speaking.
alapakala@quokk.au · 1 pts · 35d
Here’s a few.
I can contract the post more, but I felt this was basic contractions.
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 35d
ok but do ANY of these make sense?
the only languages i know that use ç use it with an s sound, not a ch one
and how is anyone supposed to know how year is written in chinese?
oh also i think you put the wrong links cause i don't see any of the "contractions" you made in them
alapakala@quokk.au · 1 pts · 35d
They do, if you know IPA.
“Ș & Ç” used to be “Sh & Ch” substitutes before IPA created “ʃ & ʒ” respectively. In English electronic keybords, those characters are more accessible than “ʃ & ʒ.”
The “year” one is a personal touch, I admit. I prefer a logogram over 4 symbols.
Diurnambule@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 35d
Thanks, I will study it during this year XD.
alapakala@quokk.au · 1 pts · 35d
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 31d
No way I think this guy is actually being serious
alapakala@quokk.au · 1 pts · 31d
In my ability to contract English further, or being silly with 196?
Also, “not a guy,” but a concept.
PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 35d
Try reading your text through a TTS screen reader, like a blind user of this community would have to do.
alapakala@quokk.au · -3 pts · 35d
Which 1 m8?
BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 36d
Relatable
Quokka@quokk.au · 6 pts · 36d
Ooh alt text for videos, good idea I’ll add it to 0.3.
alapakala@quokk.au · 2 pts · 36d
we also need video attachments, unless it’s policy.
Quokka@quokk.au · 2 pts · 35d
It’s doable but literally only 2 instances worth of users would ever see it. No other software would support it, so it’s probably not very useful.
alapakala@quokk.au · 1 pts · 35d
Wait, then how do the other threadies attach video
Quokka@quokk.au · 1 pts · 35d
Can you please send me an example? I don't think I've seen a video in comment on the Threadiverse before.
alapakala@quokk.au · 2 pts · 35d
It uses the «Image Attachment» to upload, and rewrites the uploaded file as an url in lemmy. e.g.
Quokka@quokk.au · 2 pts · 35d
Thanks, I had never seen that before. I'll add it to the to-do list.
Diurnambule@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 35d
I am sure you can do a drama novels with this theme and hold it for years with drama like 'his adoptive sun was his daughter which he though was dead !(tadadadam)'
alapakala@quokk.au · 1 pts · 35d
∗cue Indian novella “shock” close ups∗
EmberKitty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 34d
what is the point of alt text if its in some random english spelling reform that doesnt seem to fix a single problem with english spelling? no better than writting in shavian :p
alapakala@quokk.au · 0 pts · 34d
Now here’s a real conversation starter.
When are we going to afford an IPA screenreader?
PumaStoleMyBluff 🧵 blatantly digressive victimized hard-of-seeing 196ers.
Lemmy&pylova don't offer TTS, & I would adore to bank Gumi for an IPA synth.
Speechgen copyrighted theirs.
Inglish is a terrible imperial language, I wished we stopped using completely.