Can't compete with elf pussy. Beren didn't steal a Silmaril from the iron crown of Morgoth himself because of Lúthien's personality.
Gimli: “He’s mine, toots.”
"I would cut off your head, beard and all, Master Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground”
He fell...but not for you.
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OpenStars@discuss.online · 34 pts · 14d
TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 14d
Can't compete with elf pussy. Beren didn't steal a Silmaril from the iron crown of Morgoth himself because of Lúthien's personality.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 14d
Gimli: “He’s mine, toots.”
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 9 pts · 14d
"I would cut off your head, beard and all, Master Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground”
leraje@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 14d
He fell...but not for you.