c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 29dThe kids are alright 735 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
Drusas@fedia.io · 92 pts · 29d
I don't know, that's about the same as what someone would have said in my friend group twenty to thirty years ago.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 37 pts · 29d
I think that’s the joke.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 29d
"yeah, I'm helping your dad since your mom left and all"
😎
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 29d
I'd be helping myself to all those unsucked dicks
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 29d
Well, get to work then 😏
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 28d
Queue "Cant stop me now"
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d
Could I swap in Queen's "Don't stop me now?" I feel it would help more with the gobbling.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 28d
Ah I goofed, that's is what I meant
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 28d
Ah yeah makes sense. Nothing against the Score, but Queen lends itself more to the proposed activity.
flandish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d
37?! Try not to suck any dick in the parking lot!
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 28d
I'd bet you weren't even supposed to be here today
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 28d
I worked at a summer camp once and as I was processing a busload of 7-year-olds one of the kids got off, came right up to me and said "if you give me any trouble, I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your throat." I teared up.
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 28d
Yea, from fear, you pussy. Did you piss your pants as well?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 28d
You didn't grow up in the Boston area, did you? Born around 1981?
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 28d
Also an 80s kid, it's a quote from a movie I think.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 28d
It's from Duke Nukem 3D, as I recall.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d
So, my story was from 1988. That kid needs to sue FormGen.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 28d
full metal jacket has a line similar to it
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d
Wait! Is this a reunion!?
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 28d
Only your dad's.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 29d
HAH what a burn!
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 9 pts · 28d
"You'd like that wouldn't you? Guess what, you're not invited."
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 8 pts · 28d
I'm going to be honest, this is something my brother would have said to me when he was 12 25 years ago
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 29d
Minnesota noice
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 29d
OOFTA
olafurp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d
Just tried it, it can go in and out without touching because I have a big mouth.