True which makes the irony all the more hilarious that US society is incredibly toxic about shaming people for not wanting to work ever second of their life away.
Oh! I have one of those editions! It was my mom’s from when she first moved out of her parent’s house. She got me a new edition similarly, but her edition is WAY more interesting!! Cuz it has all sorts of butchering info! Especially stuff you just kinda go “people eat that?”
“Today I’m meeting with my good friend Guy Fieri for advice on how to look like a human Smash Mouth and what blackening seasoning to use so we can really hit flavortown with this rotting carcass”
If that happens obtain a large fish and brandish it at RFK, worms have an instinctual fear of fish given that we use them for fishing lures all the time.
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Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 31d
Tbh it's better for America for them to do frivolous shit like this than their jobs.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 31d
True which makes the irony all the more hilarious that US society is incredibly toxic about shaming people for not wanting to work ever second of their life away.
Darkard@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 31d
Today we go hunting for the best highway buffet.
Cuts to RFK in a car "Is that another cat? This place is a real cornucopia today, stop here"
We skirt the law for skirt steak
RFK by the side of the road "You see how some of its this side of the fence? That means I can take that bit"
We turn drainage for poo, into dining for two
RFK by a sewer pipe "This isn't even as bad as the reflecting pool, we can use this"
Get comfortable on the throne, grab yourself some clean pants and get those buckets ready!
This is RFK's Roadkill Kitchen!
Guitar riff
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 31d
From original editions of the Joy of Cooking:
CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social · 1 pts · 31d
Oh! I have one of those editions! It was my mom’s from when she first moved out of her parent’s house. She got me a new edition similarly, but her edition is WAY more interesting!! Cuz it has all sorts of butchering info! Especially stuff you just kinda go “people eat that?”
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d
“Today I’m meeting with my good friend Guy Fieri for advice on how to look like a human Smash Mouth and what blackening seasoning to use so we can really hit flavortown with this rotting carcass”
wizblizz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
Right, he also probably doesn't swallow anything either
harmbugler@piefed.social · 6 pts · 31d
Hope the show is called “A spatula in every glove compartment”
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 31d
Shhhhh they might start doing their jobs
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 31d
If that happens obtain a large fish and brandish it at RFK, worms have an instinctual fear of fish given that we use them for fishing lures all the time.
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 31d
And it is very obvious that he never used a kitchen before, other for snorting coke and getting another whiskey on the rocks.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 31d
What about that whale head or whatever? He must have used his kitchen to store that!
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 31d
No.