Explains a lot

Geese get all the press but swans are also seriously aggressive and territorial pricks.

Working as intended then

Do you have any idea how long it had been holding back that urge?

Imagine having an itch you can't scratch for decades (in bird)

That's like getting surprised that the first thing someone does with new dentures is bite the nearest person

It's like when you get tongs you gotta click em together a couple times, these are the rules.

Swans, the apprentice of the Canadian Goose!

When I was explaining to my son what the difference between ducks, geese, and swans was, I relied on his knowledge of Minecraft to get the idea across: Ducks are a passive mob. Geese are a neutral mob. Swans are a hostile mob.

Checks out.

They're dicks, like geese

When others think you're pretty, you can do what you like.