[2026-08-02] @JakeLang: I am not allowed to carry any deadly weapons as a condition of my $1,000,000 bond in Texas
The Deepstate has illegally disarmed me and is sending me into the lions den defenseless.
God is by my side. ✝️
It costs $0 not to do this Jake. It also costs $0 not to add "I would have gone full Rittenhouse here if I could"
Clickbait title? These videos load automatically for me. I'm just living punishment from god sorry (again don't ever ask what I think god is exactly, it differs from Jake's interpretation let's leave it at that)
3 Comments
hOrni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 41d
No, don't be violent towards the guy who... ehh... supports violence? Never mind, fuck him up.
smokin_shinobi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 41d
More please.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 41d
The deep state thinks Jesus was a king, of a place on the opposite side of the planet from where he (allegedly) lived 2000 years ago, as the impoverished son of a carpenter. And has forced this man to action by secretly sharing this esoteric hidden knowledge with him.
How devious!