c/dadjokes · by babysmokesalot@sh.itjust.works · 31dShoplifters Beware! Cross posted from https://lemmy.world/post/50339054 Meanwhile deadlifters when they’re not dead yet: 111 points · 1 comments · view on lemmy.world
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bizarroland@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 31d
Hit the gym
Do massive amounts of testosterone and steroids
Eat 4,000 grams of protein per kilogram of body weight every day.
Keep lifting.
Once you are ready to lift the shop, no one will be able to stop you.